Discover 15 “brilliant” ways to make your corridor feel like a haunted funhouse. Mirrors included free of charge!
1. Funhouse Mirror Fiasco
For body dysmorphia enthusiasts:
• See yourself 10lbs wider daily
• Ghosts photobomb reflections
• Pro tip: Claim it’s “artistic”
2. Toothpick Furniture
IKEA’s rejected designs:
• Holds 1.5 envelopes maximum
• Collapses if you blink hard
• Pro tip: Superglue included
3. Claustrophobia Gallery
Art attack incoming:
• Frames stab shoulders
• Great-aunt Mildred judges from photos
• Pro tip: Wear hockey gear
4. Tripping Hazard Tapestry
Mummy cosplay ready:
• Rugs bunch like angry cats
• Curtains attack face
• Pro tip: Carry scissors
5. Blinding Light Special
Interrogation chamber chic:
• Retina-burning lumens
• Shadows reveal wall stains
• Pro tip: Sunglasses indoors
6. Clown Car Color Scheme
Rainbow vomit aesthetic:
• Neon walls induce migraines
• Visitors need eye drops
• Pro tip: Claim LSD influence
7. Jungle Fever
Tarzan training ground:
• Spider plants spawn nightmares
• Ferns block fire exits
• Pro tip: Machete storage
8. Modern Art Menace
Concussion installation:
• Abstract edges draw blood
• Guests ask “Why?” daily
• Pro tip: First aid wall-mounted
9. Junk Drawer Hallway
Hoarder starter pack:
• Find 2017 tax returns
• Mystery keys collection
• Pro tip: Label boxes “treasures”
10. Vertigo Flooring
Drunk simulator:
• Tiles swirl after tequila
• Guests crawl for safety
• Pro tip: Motion sickness bags
11. Awkward Family Photo Alley
Embarrassment archive:
• Puberty years on display
• Exes immortalized forever
• Pro tip: Blackmail material
12. Holiday Hazard Hallway
Festive fire hazard:
• Easter eggs in July
• Pumpkin rot decor
• Pro tip: Fire extinguisher centerpiece
13. Textured Wall Nightmare
Skin crawler special:
• Walls feel like lizard skin
• Collects dust bunnies
• Pro tip: Claim it’s “tactile art”
14. Empty Corridor Blues
Hospital hallway vibes:
• Echoes highlight loneliness
• Visitors speed-walk through
• Pro tip: Add gurney
15. Identity Crisis Corridor
Schizophrenic styling:
• Beach meets gothic
• Dinosaurs in ballgowns
• Pro tip: Call it “eclectic”
Final Squeeze
Show us your hallway horrors – bonus if you’ve gotten stuck between the wall and console!
