Confession: I made these crafts to avoid admitting I’ll be alone on Valentine’s. Here’s how to cosplay romance on a Ramen budget.
1. Heartbreak Wreath: Ex’s Clothes Memorial
Hide last year’s regrets in plain sight:
• Foam wreath = emotional void filler
• Glitter covers tear stains
• Pro tip: Add ex’s gifted jewelry – petty revenge decor
2. Sad Candle Holders: Depression Hour
Transform pickle jars into existential dread:
• Dollar store lace = delusional elegance
• Tea lights = 1-hour romance timer
• Warning: Wax drips may resemble tears
3. Passive-Aggressive Wall “Art”
Publicly display your unmet emotional needs:
• “Love You” in Comic Sans = subtle cry for help
• Stick figures replace actual couple photos
• Hot tip: Use dry erase markers – commitment issues
4. Loneliness Table Centerpiece
For imaginary dinner guests:
• Plastic roses = eternal unrequited love
• Candy hearts say what you can’t
• Pro tip: Add single place setting – ~self-love aesthetic~
5. Cringe Memory Garland
Document your downward spiral artfully:
• Blurry selfies = “candid moments”
• Ex’s face scratched out with glitter
• Hot tip: Use fishing line – invisible like your dating prospects
Final Delusion
Tag us in your #SingleAndSparkly posts – bonus if your cat photobombs the “romantic” candlelit setup.
