Your walls look sadder than your dating history. Let’s fix that with these DIY “art” projects that’ll make your landlord question your security deposit.
1. Drunk Watercolor Therapy
For wine moms in denial:
• “Abstract” = code for “I sneezed”
• $5 canvas hides tears
• Pro tip: Use cheap vodka as brush cleaner
2. Grandma’s Curtain Revival
Hoarding chic:
• Upcycle old tablecloths
• Hide questionable stains
• Pro tip: Claim it’s “vintage” – they’ll never know
3. Basic Bitch Inspiration Board
Live laugh lie:
• Cover 80% with Starbucks receipts
• Add “gratitude” you don’t feel
• Pro tip: Use Comic Sans for maximum cringe
4. Dead Plant Gallery
Botanical murder memorial:
• Preserve failed houseplants
• Glue gun burns add texture
• Pro tip: Spray paint dead ferns gold
5. Creepy Photo Shrine
For exes and regrets:
• Crop out toxic relatives
• Hide acne years creatively
• Pro tip: Add cat pics – they’ll never leave
6. Kindergarten Geometry
Adult fingerpainting:
• “Modern art” = shaky lines
• Blue tape hides mistakes
• Pro tip: Claim children helped – it’s believable
7. Macrame Nightmares
Knot your problem:
• Perfect for hiding wall mold
• Doubles as cat toy
• Pro tip: YouTube tutorials increase wine consumption
8. Broken Plate Therapy
Anger management art:
• Smash relationship baggage
• Glue shards randomly
• Pro tip: Band-Aids included in budget
9. String Theory Fail
Physics meets crafts:
• Hammered? You will be
• Straight lines optional
• Pro tip: Superglue fingers for better grip
10. Seasonal Desperation
Holiday hoarding:
• Christmas in July? Why not
• Hot glue fingerprints add texture
• Pro tip: Buy 90% off decor in January
Final Masterpiece
Tag us in your #DIWhy disasters – bonus points if it’s still dripping paint. Remember: bad art > empty walls > self-reflection.
